Saturday, April 30, 2005

Governor Schwarzenegger

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is now as unpopular in California as was his recalled predecssor Gray Davis. This development presents several possibilities for Californians:

1) Terminate him at the next election.

2) Have President Bush make him ambassador to Austria to determine exactly when and where the Soviet occupation of Austria occurred. (Credit to Ha ha hit him again for this one.)

3) Get rid of Arnold by launching a national movement to amend the Constitution to permit foreign-born presidents.

4) Recall Arnold and replace him with Gray Davis.

11 Comments:

Blogger bum from jersey said...

thats interesting. it says you posted this entry 17 hours into the future. since you operate in the future, could you give me some winning lottery results? next tuesday's or fridays would be great. thx.

4/30/2005 03:02:00 AM  
Blogger putonyourspecs said...

I posted this around midnight; unsure why it showed noon instead.

As for your lottery tickets, wait until your next moment of deja vu, when you can strain to see into the future and see those numbers.

4/30/2005 11:57:00 AM  
Blogger bum from jersey said...

you know, i did have a surreal moment like that but i was like 9 and the numbers actually were winning lottery numbers when i was 10. sadly, all my deja vu moments from then have not been pleasant.

btw, its not you see into the future. you just have some kind of dream that seems so life like and then sometime later you reflect and you are like wait, didn't i envision this sometime in the past.

4/30/2005 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or perhaps convince the Schwarzenegger that this in fact not a movie, but real life. We need to get our hands on the "ticket" and get him back to his world before we all blow up.


- First and Last Action Hero

4/30/2005 03:28:00 PM  
Blogger bum from jersey said...

honestly, i say screw california. what were they thinking electing this guy to governor? i mean he had NO previous influence, in movies or real life?! there were candidates on both sides of the aisle they could have elected that had more credibility then schwarenegger.

4/30/2005 07:54:00 PM  
Blogger bum from jersey said...

instead of influence i meant experience

4/30/2005 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea, Gary Coleman has more experience...er, influence.



- Emanuel Lewis

5/01/2005 12:09:00 PM  
Blogger Sean Sirrine said...

Be careful, if they get rid of him, he'll just come back as a bigger, stronger and more updated clone of himself.

Remember.....he'll be back.

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